WHAT IS THIS? I DON'T EVEN
So, some explanation may be necessary. When I was in Preschool there was a He-Man doll (sorry, "action figure") and some My Little Ponies. I thought that if He-Man really is the master of the Universe he should have a noble and dashing mount. We didn't have any of those so I had He-Man ride around on a pastel pony. All the boys got angry about that.
Little did I know back then how truly awesome that combination really is.